(during yesterday's Phonics lesson)
"Reed, have you thrown up yet?" ("no") "Good, just remember, everything's gonna be allright."
(said through the bathroom door)
"Mom, I want Cocoa Puffs for breakfast, please. On the double!! Or, just please"
(caught himself just in time!)
"Why did I have to get cursed with these drop-dead good looks???"
(must have gotten that from something he saw on the Disney channel!!)